The CONservative Party

So it’s finally happened. We knew it was coming. In fact, we warned everyone it was coming. Dave has finally ratted on the British people and refused to give us a referendum on the dreaded Lisbon Treaty. His own backbenchers will be furious, but this will be nothing compared to his own membership, which overwhelmingly are in favour of a referendum.

I just hope Dave’s mask of invincibility is now slipping. He has played a clever balancing act of traditional Tory and Notting Hill lovey very well, but it is impossible for this to continue forever. He has to come clean at some point, and this is his definitive moment.

I met a number of solid Tories a couple of weeks ago and they were adamant that Dave would give the British people the referendum he had promised. “He wouldn’t tell a barefaced lie” and ‘he’s a good solid eurosceptic” they informed me. What poppycock! It’s out in the open now that he is a complete chancer who has strung the British electorate along for two years in the hope that Czech President would do his work for him. This duplicitous policy collapsed in Prague earlier this week and Dave was forced to come clean. Good.

I am therefore inviting those good Conservative members who believe that the European Union is eroding our sovereignty to come over and join UKIP. Surely they now know that we are the only party that is willing to stand up for British interests and the only party that would not sell our country ‘down the river.’ This offer should be made right across the country and let’s hope Dave’s act of treachery will result in a large number of defections to our cause.

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